Washburn's Top 5 of the Day

The Top 5 Favorite Holden Caulfield Quotes

5) "I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life." <--- this one reminds me of my dad...

4) "All mothers are slightly insane."

3) "All morons hate it when you call them a moron."

2) "I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."

...and the number 1 favorite quote...

1) "I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody."